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lets be honest with ourselves for a moment: who doesnt love a good fruit from time to time
me just barely dodging scurvy
me whenever more than 5 customers enter my store: fuck we are under attack
I wonder how many kilometres I’ve scrolled with my thumb
I just realized the Five Stages of Grief (Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Depression, Acceptance) spell out DABDA and I feel like this is Important Information
sometimes you just need to DAB DA grief away
i need a popular blog to reblog this b/c it has 8 notes and that is unacceptable
Yaba dabda do
okay y’all real talk
what social media platform are we all collectively moving to
great!!!! see you there my dude
I like two fingers inside of me, and five around my neck.
I look like I got seven fucking fingers?
Oh, wait.
Nevermind.
museum gift shop: its that vase you saw
me:
museum gift shop: but really small
me: holy shit
Anyone: u ok
Me; yeah just thinking about how I’ll never be this young again and about how most of my youth has been lost to depression loneliness and self doubt lol
